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Last week of school! :D #heythatsme!
I love Chuck Bass.
I saw a real life version of him. He was ordering from Devilicious in downtown, and he was in a snazzy suit. 

the-chubby-nerd:

I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.

(via mydeluminator)

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

It’s not but this is too hilarious to pass up.

everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

(Source: h4tsunemiku, via mydeluminator)

funfitandfabulous:

Omg I can’t

(Source: nydotr, via mydeluminator)

(Source: pinkricee, via prettyfoods)

liguid:

cute
thefunniestpost:

goktgo:

life does not get better than this.
A cat dressed like a shark on a roomba chasing a duck.
yes.

Hysterical!